FGP says she's rather surprise that i've yet to score with the girls in my hall. Maybe she's referring to the Malaysian girl here. The truth is i've been in a string of flings, dates and relationship that it seemed like i probably should take a break. I'm not the kind of person that's not going to be happy unless i'm in a relationship. Well, certain people around me are.
The truth is, being single is not entirely a bad idea. Why?
1. I get the entire bed. I can twist and turn and i can sleep in any position i want without fearing that i might knock her off the bed. In short, the bed belongs to me.
2. I get to do what i want. She won't be in my room asking for some 'us' time.
3. I don't have to arrange lunch dates to make her happy. I have lunch when i want.
4. I get to watch the movies i want. (Trust me, after my last girl, this is something i look at)
5. I can do pushups in my room without looking weird.
6. I get to discuss chicks with my friends without holding back.
7. My world revolves around me and not her or us.
8. No anniversary dates or birthdays to remember. (My all time favorite!)
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